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Nathan Explosion ([personal profile] onehundredbeers) wrote in [community profile] shifted_logs2011-01-27 07:10 pm

come and take us / we mock your anger

Characters: Nathan, Toki, and Eleven . No fancy journals for you. And also whoever monkeys.
Location: EVENTUALLY INSIDE THE LIBRARY.
Time: Sometime.
Summary: Nathan and Toki decide to indulge the fact they're totally invited on a scavenger hunt and Eleven comes along too because he wants to be metal and cool.
Warnings: 1) more swearing than a shipful of sailors
2) violence
3) books (this is what you really should look out for)
Notes: HAHA ACTION FORMAT SUCKERS. Also title and cuttext are from the dethklok song I was listening to while I wrote this. Yep. It totally makes this log infinitely more dramatic. Yeah.
Oh and the order is Nathan > whoever replies second > whoever replies third > Nathan > 2 > 3 > forever. with monkeys whenever i guess.



[Why was he here again, uhhhhhhhhhh. Oh yeah. Scavenger hunt shit, that's why. They had a Long and Elaborate debate which is to say, you know, they went 'oh man scavenger hunts are pretty cool lets go do it hi5'. So, you know, here they are, chilling outside the library.]

Ugh, fuck, I do not look forward to climbing a fucking ton of stairs.

[He pulls his glasses out of his pocket and puts them on to get a better look at the call number. Oh jeez. It's going to be like fifty million floors high, why are there such huge libraries in space. In fact why does he have a huge library. He should put escalators in there. Escalators are fucking awesome.]

I'm totally going to like, throw the fucking books on the floor when we find them. Fuck carrying them down. No fucking way.

[MELLY I AM GOING TO ASSUME THAT ELEVEN SWANS IN AND LATCHES ONTO THESE GUYS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE COOL AND METAL.]
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[personal profile] grampasguitars 2011-01-29 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Toki doesn't see that part coming. He makes a sad little noise as he's crushed, and that gets him to let go! Most people would've broken a rib, but Toki just looks pissed as he gets to his feet. It's possible that he's hurt something and hasn't noticed. This is Toki we're talking about.

Fearlessly, he grabs a nearby chair and tries to whack the overgrown Sasquatch with it. Repeatedly. Even if it breaks into little pieces.]