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Nathan Explosion ([personal profile] onehundredbeers) wrote in [community profile] shifted_logs2011-01-27 07:10 pm

come and take us / we mock your anger

Characters: Nathan, Toki, and Eleven . No fancy journals for you. And also whoever monkeys.
Location: EVENTUALLY INSIDE THE LIBRARY.
Time: Sometime.
Summary: Nathan and Toki decide to indulge the fact they're totally invited on a scavenger hunt and Eleven comes along too because he wants to be metal and cool.
Warnings: 1) more swearing than a shipful of sailors
2) violence
3) books (this is what you really should look out for)
Notes: HAHA ACTION FORMAT SUCKERS. Also title and cuttext are from the dethklok song I was listening to while I wrote this. Yep. It totally makes this log infinitely more dramatic. Yeah.
Oh and the order is Nathan > whoever replies second > whoever replies third > Nathan > 2 > 3 > forever. with monkeys whenever i guess.



[Why was he here again, uhhhhhhhhhh. Oh yeah. Scavenger hunt shit, that's why. They had a Long and Elaborate debate which is to say, you know, they went 'oh man scavenger hunts are pretty cool lets go do it hi5'. So, you know, here they are, chilling outside the library.]

Ugh, fuck, I do not look forward to climbing a fucking ton of stairs.

[He pulls his glasses out of his pocket and puts them on to get a better look at the call number. Oh jeez. It's going to be like fifty million floors high, why are there such huge libraries in space. In fact why does he have a huge library. He should put escalators in there. Escalators are fucking awesome.]

I'm totally going to like, throw the fucking books on the floor when we find them. Fuck carrying them down. No fucking way.

[MELLY I AM GOING TO ASSUME THAT ELEVEN SWANS IN AND LATCHES ONTO THESE GUYS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE COOL AND METAL.]

[identity profile] dreamrecalled.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gosh, there is a monkey on your back. Literally, there is a monkey on your back.

[he pulls his screwdriver out of his pocket, pointing it at the shelves behind Toki, so that some of the books spill off, hitting the monkey. As he moves to bounce off the sofa onto the floor, he slips on the cushion, as Nathan warned.]

Ouch!

[But he hops to his feet quickly, because dlfkjs murderous monkey. That's scary and kind of cool, but at the moment since it's trying to tear Toki's arm off, Eleven is going with scary]
Edited 2011-01-29 01:30 (UTC)