http://guyexplains.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] guyexplains.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] shifted_logs2011-06-23 05:29 pm

They know the fate of the world is lying in their hands

Characters: Guy Cecil ([livejournal.com profile] guyexplains) and YOU
Location: Everyone's fairy tales
Time: Solstice Event
Summary: The Wonder Chef wanders the land, imparting the joy of cooking to all.
Warnings: Silliness.

There's an object you don't recall being there yesterday. Maybe it's the fact that it's a giant yellow rubber duck sitting in Robin Hood's base in Sherwood, or the fact that it's a green pumpkin in the Princess's chambers. It could be because it's a large bus stop sign leaning on the wall of the evil witch or wizard's labratory. It could be a lucky waving cat on the wicked queen's vanity or a statue of a wooden bear in the fairy godmother's cottage, in any event, the object is new and out of place.

It clearly needs to be investigated.

((OOC: Okay, so this is how I decided to do it. One log for everyone. Post a comment with your fairy tale character interacting with the new mysterious object in their setting, and they'll get to meet Guy the Wonder Chef and be magically taught a recipe. Feel free to have this interaction at any point in your character's fairy tale--right before the happily ever after wedding, or in the middle of the dramatic fight scene or just in some down time, any sort of situation and scenario is fair game!))

((Any format is fine with me, action spam, formal third person, past or present tense. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.))
punkblaze: (will mark me as a sinner)

[personal profile] punkblaze 2011-07-01 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eithan sighs - heavily, theatrically, exaggerated.]

Freakin'-... I don't really know. Do you know a story where someone's dad is a dumbass? Who goes around tellin' the whole town his kid can spin straw into gold? Then the queen finds out and locks the kid up to make him do it?
explains: (Bitches and whores)

[personal profile] explains 2011-07-12 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...Not one I'm familiar with. [Guy strokes his chin in thought.]

So, can you? Spin straw into gold? Or do you need an escape plan?
punkblaze: (I know what I want)

[personal profile] punkblaze 2011-07-13 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, I can't do it. [Smirk] Unless you've got a recipe for turnin' straw into gold? That'd be convenient.
explains: (You'll never guess what I just saw)

[personal profile] explains 2011-07-16 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fishing a recipe card from his pocket, Guy checked... Unfortunately the Wonder chef line up didn't seem to have any recipes for straw into gold, or if that was one of his persona's powers he sure as heck hadn't discovered it. He offered the omelette recipe anyway.]

I'm afraid I don't. Only this today. Maybe there's a way out...?
punkblaze: (survivor)

[personal profile] punkblaze 2011-07-16 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eithan took the recipe card, looked it over... and with a shrug, slipped it into his pocket.]

Damn. I'd ask you to come back tomorrow and try again, but uh, I think I'll be dead at that point. [He sighs... but forces a small smile anyway.] But hey, omelettes are cool too.

I don't know. I'd blow up the walls and get out myself, but my magic's not workin'.