"So His Majesty is in this one too?" It does effectively distract Guy for a moment. And as well as he can read people, Jade's on another level entirely, usually. Even when he is dressed up in something pink and glittery.

"I wish I could give you a hand but I am the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef!" There he went again. "You have done well to find me--though could you not kick me next time?"

He adjusted his hat, as the Wonder Chef urge passed. "Maybe your fairy tale doesn't end that violently?"