"The fact that a bloody massacre is an issue in the first place is what worries me." Guy sighed. There really wasn't much he could do as it was. He couldn't really fight--oh he could cook amazingly, but along with his new-found powers of transformation and some sort of teleportation, he'd lost everything else he knew.

"Alright, if you say so." He could only accept that, right? Already the persona of the Wonder Chef was antsy to move on--he'd fulfilled his role, sitting and chatting was not part of the tale! "...Good luck."