And in answer to what could possibly happen, a flash of light and smoke reveals a blond dressed in an orange chef's uniform, white hat, red cape, and wielding a giant fork like one might hold a quarter-staff. Just a regular old day in Sherwood.

"I am the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef!" The man introduces himself incredibly cheerfully. Might as well get in character. It's almost kind of fun. "I will teach you the mysterious sauce, the exciting spices, the secret of curry!"