[A puff of smoke and a flash of light are the immediate reactions to the leaf-poking. When the smoke clears, Guy stands there in a ridiculous orange chef uniform, white chef hat, red cape like a super hero, and holding a giant fork. He smile cheerfully, even as his eyes take in the weird array of the room and the man in the dress--dresses seem pretty popular with the people he visits lately.]

You've found me! I am the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef! Writing the name of your wishes in ketchup, let's learn to make an omelette!