"Hey?" Jamie is in the middle of reaching for a book, but turns back for a moment to look at the Doctor questioningly. "I've not heard anything, no."

He hasn't, either, so goes back to what he was doing, pulling out the the tome so he can peer at the cover. He gives it a rather disbelieving look, then opens the cover and flips through a few pages just to make sure.

"Washing machine repair? Why would ye bother to write a book about that?" Jamie puts it back on the shelf, shaking his head. "I don't think it's in this section, Doctor."