"Well, I meant, you know, in like... imaginary mechanics," he grumbled, as if interpreting some sort of recrimination implied. "I know they're just paper and I could break it all with just a tap."

But the grumble passes as quickly as it arises, thanks to the wonder of ADD. Probably actual ADD, I would not be surprised.

"Uh, who's supposed to go first? I don't think I was in school when, or I guess if they taught this shit."