"Oh, Sam's not that bad," she whined, "Sam is a wonderful gentleman! He knows exactly how to treat a woman."

Though, thinking about it, he was oblivious in certain areas that were of particular interest to Diva. Specifically, the areas that made her jump from "boyfriend" to "boyfriend" on the side. She was emotionally faithful, at the very least?

After a pause, she added, "Well, he's not perfect, but that's fine. He's certainly not a...Oh, what's the word--a playboy, is it?"