"How about 'Bob' then?" he suggested, also not missing a beat. He'd only asked to test Weber's original answer. Ah well. "No, no, no, you're a king of some kind, so perhaps 'Robert' would suit you better." In another life, that 'r' would have been sent rolling for ages. "Hmm, I think I'll still call you Bob though.

"So! King Bob and his cravat-wearing liar named Caleb. What does one to do still be a king and yet have no home? Evicted were you?"