Characters: Arthur (pointwoman and Cobb (extract_themind)
Location: The Plane
Time: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Summary: Arthur realizes, via the magic of the menstrual cycle, that her blood is blaaaaaack and sparkly. And surprisingly, she is not a vampire. PROBABLY.
Warnings: Self-mutilation demonstration! Aren't you glad I didn't link to the Trope?

( black, black, black is the color of my true love's blood~ )